Amy Winehouse charged over assault

Amy Winehouse charged over assault

It’s the holiday season, so it’s the perfect time for celebrities to celebrate by getting their senseless butts tossed into the pokey. Pete Doherty was dumb enough to get thrown in jail for coming to court with heroin on himself, so why should Amy Winehouse be left out?

Amy recently went off on a theater manager, after kicking him in the cohones. She has since been arrested and charged with assault.

Earlier today, she was taken in over the attack, after the manager filed a complaint with the local police.

All I want for Christmas is to have a rap sheet longer than my arm.

It’s the holiday season, so it’s the perfect time for celebrities to celebrate by getting their senseless butts tossed into the pokey. Pete Doherty was dumb enough to get thrown in jail for coming to court with heroin on himself, so why should Amy Winehouse be left out?

Amy recently went off on a theater manager, after kicking him in the cohones. She has since been arrested and charged with assault.

Earlier today, she was taken in over the attack, after the manager filed a complaint with the local police.

All I want for Christmas is to have a rap sheet longer than my arm.

Source: snarkerati.com

Beyonce & Jay-Z To Take On Each Other’s Surnames

Beyonce and Jay-Z are planning to take on each other’s names. After the announcement that her parents were divorcing, Bey and Jay said that they want to keep the family line going.

Jay-Z is changing his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyonce will be known as Beyonce Knowles-Carter.

A source said, “They want to keep Knowles because Beyonce’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any children themselves.”

I’m sure Jay’s going to get teased for taking his wife’s name, but I certainly think that it’s a noble thing to do.

Beyonce and Jay-Z are planning to take on each other’s names. After the announcement that her parents were divorcing, Bey and Jay said that they want to keep the family line going.

Jay-Z is changing his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyonce will be known as Beyonce Knowles-Carter.

A source said, “They want to keep Knowles because Beyonce’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any children themselves.”

I’m sure Jay’s going to get teased for taking his wife’s name, but I certainly think that it’s a noble thing to do.

Source: snarkerati.com

Rachel McAdams Dating Ben Jackson?

Rachel McAdams is reportedly dating a guy named Ben Jackson. If you’re wondering why this guy’s name doesn’t ring a bell, don’t, he’s not famous.

Ben is actually an assistant to actor Jude Law. Maybe she didn’t wanna go for the gold and have baby number five with the man himself?

Or maybe it’s just that Ben is actually a former uber hot model? A snitch said, “They were laughing a lot and looked like they were having a good time.”

The couple met when she co-starred in “Sherlock Holmes”, which also stars Law and hottie Robert Downey Jr. Yes, I just turned this into an RDJ-a-thon.

For a 44-year-old (RDJ, not Rachel), he’s bangin’. I want me some Iron Man, you know you do, too.

Rachel McAdams is reportedly dating a guy named Ben Jackson. If you’re wondering why this guy’s name doesn’t ring a bell, don’t, he’s not famous.

Ben is actually an assistant to actor Jude Law. Maybe she didn’t wanna go for the gold and have baby number five with the man himself?

Or maybe it’s just that Ben is actually a former uber hot model? A snitch said, “They were laughing a lot and looked like they were having a good time.”

The couple met when she co-starred in “Sherlock Holmes”, which also stars Law and hottie Robert Downey Jr. Yes, I just turned this into an RDJ-a-thon.

For a 44-year-old (RDJ, not Rachel), he’s bangin’. I want me some Iron Man, you know you do, too.

Source: snarkerati.com

Lady Gaga’s Message On Christmas

Lady Gaga wishes all of her little monsters a nice Christmas this year.

Earlier today, she took to her Twitter page to say:

Tonight for xmas, they told me december marks 1 year since the fame was released, and today we are 8 million albums sold. I love u monsters

And just like her song “Speechless”, she’s got a date with Johnnie Walker:

Merry christmas, Ill love you + make music 4ever, never give up on ure dreams. Thank u for never giving up on me. ona date w Johhnie walker.

Love this broad, she’s so freaking crazy.

Lady Gaga wishes all of her little monsters a nice Christmas this year.

Earlier today, she took to her Twitter page to say:

Tonight for xmas, they told me december marks 1 year since the fame was released, and today we are 8 million albums sold. I love u monsters

And just like her song “Speechless”, she’s got a date with Johnnie Walker:

Merry christmas, Ill love you + make music 4ever, never give up on ure dreams. Thank u for never giving up on me. ona date w Johhnie walker.

Love this broad, she’s so freaking crazy.

Source: snarkerati.com

Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Jerry Ferrara Split!

Meadow Soprano is no longer banging Turtle!

According to sources, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara have called it quits. The duo had been dating since October 2008, but have cut their relationship short just before Christmas.

Jamie-Lynn was flying solo at the premiere of “It’s Complicated” last Tuesday, sparking rumors that she was single again.

A source at the party said, “She came with a few girlfriends, and they drank wine all night. They looked like they were having a good time.”

Reportedly, the split was mutual, with one source saying, “It came at a good time for Jamie-Lynn. She was coming home to New York for the holidays anyway, and she wanted to do her own thing for a little while and definitely be out of Hollywood.”

Despite that, Jerry was spotted at Voyeur in Hollywood with his own horde of chicks. Stay classy, Jerry.

Meadow Soprano is no longer banging Turtle!

According to sources, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara have called it quits. The duo had been dating since October 2008, but have cut their relationship short just before Christmas.

Jamie-Lynn was flying solo at the premiere of “It’s Complicated” last Tuesday, sparking rumors that she was single again.

A source at the party said, “She came with a few girlfriends, and they drank wine all night. They looked like they were having a good time.”

Reportedly, the split was mutual, with one source saying, “It came at a good time for Jamie-Lynn. She was coming home to New York for the holidays anyway, and she wanted to do her own thing for a little while and definitely be out of Hollywood.”

Despite that, Jerry was spotted at Voyeur in Hollywood with his own horde of chicks. Stay classy, Jerry.

Source: snarkerati.com

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