Paris Hilton & Boyfriend Cy Waits Arrested Friday Night

Paris Hilton & Boyfriend Cy Waits Arrested Friday Night

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were arrested Friday night after police stopped them while driving. The cops noticed the smell of marijuana coming from their vehicle and pulled them over.

Cy was popped for DUI, while Paris requested to be searched inside of the Wynn Hotel. Upon searching the heiress, cops found a small amount of cocaine and she was subsequently arrested.

Since, she has claimed that the purse containing the coke wasn’t hers. Of course it wasn’t. Paris doesn’t do drugs, right? I can’t believe she pulled a Lindsay Lohan, trying to claim that the cokepants purse wasn’t hers.

She’ll probably get off with only a slap on the wrist. That’s just how these things go. She has already hired a huge Las Vegas attorney, so it’s only a matter of time before the judge says “time served” and let’s her go without further incident.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were arrested Friday night after police stopped them while driving. The cops noticed the smell of marijuana coming from their vehicle and pulled them over.

Cy was popped for DUI, while Paris requested to be searched inside of the Wynn Hotel. Upon searching the heiress, cops found a small amount of cocaine and she was subsequently arrested.

Since, she has claimed that the purse containing the coke wasn’t hers. Of course it wasn’t. Paris doesn’t do drugs, right? I can’t believe she pulled a Lindsay Lohan, trying to claim that the cokepants purse wasn’t hers.

She’ll probably get off with only a slap on the wrist. That’s just how these things go. She has already hired a huge Las Vegas attorney, so it’s only a matter of time before the judge says “time served” and let’s her go without further incident.

Source: snarkerati.com

Paris Hilton Charged With Felony Cocaine Possession

It’s right about now that Paris Hilton should be starting to worry about her cocaine possession charge from Friday night. Surprise! It’s a felony!!

Sources have revealed that the heiress was busted with .8 grams of cocaine in the purse she was carrying. She has been charged with felony possession and could face anywhere from probation to one to four years, in addition to a fine of $5,000 over the incident.

The picture above shows a whiney Paris after being carted off to the pokey for a few weeks. Could you imagine the crybaby tears we’re going to see if she gets the maximum sentence?

Oh God, please, I’ve been a good girl. Please make this happen.

It’s right about now that Paris Hilton should be starting to worry about her cocaine possession charge from Friday night. Surprise! It’s a felony!!

Sources have revealed that the heiress was busted with .8 grams of cocaine in the purse she was carrying. She has been charged with felony possession and could face anywhere from probation to one to four years, in addition to a fine of $5,000 over the incident.

The picture above shows a whiney Paris after being carted off to the pokey for a few weeks. Could you imagine the crybaby tears we’re going to see if she gets the maximum sentence?

Oh God, please, I’ve been a good girl. Please make this happen.

Source: snarkerati.com

Kate Gosselin Wants A Man To Beat Her Kids

I bet Jon Gosselin is going to have a field day with the story, which has basically twisted Kate’s words a bit to make it sound like she’s in search of a child-beating man. He’s a douchebag like that. He was already said to be extorting her for money and threatening to call CPS on her for their daughter’s self-inflicted injury.

Kate was on the red carpet at the Emmys on Sunday, but afterward, she lobbed off her brood of 80 kids on some poor unsuspecting babysitter and made her way to an afterparty. There, she told another partygoer what kind of man she’s looking for exactly.

She said, “A tough guy, like a cop, to whip my kids into shape”, adding someone “who can handle my situation.”

Maybe her bodyguard, Steve Neild, can handle it? He was already said to be banging her. Wouldn’t Steve & Kate Plus 8™ make such a good show title? Call me, TLC.

I bet Jon Gosselin is going to have a field day with the story, which has basically twisted Kate’s words a bit to make it sound like she’s in search of a child-beating man. He’s a douchebag like that. He was already said to be extorting her for money and threatening to call CPS on her for their daughter’s self-inflicted injury.

Kate was on the red carpet at the Emmys on Sunday, but afterward, she lobbed off her brood of 80 kids on some poor unsuspecting babysitter and made her way to an afterparty. There, she told another partygoer what kind of man she’s looking for exactly.

She said, “A tough guy, like a cop, to whip my kids into shape”, adding someone “who can handle my situation.”

Maybe her bodyguard, Steve Neild, can handle it? He was already said to be banging her. Wouldn’t Steve & Kate Plus 8™ make such a good show title? Call me, TLC.

Source: snarkerati.com

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